Kreddible Trout on Roncesvalles

ok… to be honest… my desire to hang pieces at The Chocolateria on Roncasvalles Avenue in T.O. (map here but really just follow your heart) is purely self serving: the more I go there the more I get to eat their holy-cow-fantastic salted caramel ice cream and sample their curious array of chocolate alchemies. I mean… these guys put chocolate on ripple chips for crying out loud! How brilliant is that? And I thought I was a mad scientist!

(…what the hell was I saying?)

Oh yes… chocolate!

(no…no, there’s another passion you have Trouty ol Boy…)

Oh! Right! Photographic Artstuffs™!!

So… after far too long, I’ve finally got three Uniquely Mounted pieces up on the walls at The Chocolateira. I was very lucky that they were interested in my stuff and even luckier by how patient they were regarding how long it took me to get them there! I think I first spoke to them back in November. And now, finally, they’re hung. The three pieces are the ones from this post and the one next to Vanna over here.

I hope to get a shot of the artist and the chocolate artists with the art on the walls and pop it up on here soon… that might have to wait til after San Diego.

Thanks very much to the folks at The Chocolateria for letting me use their walls, but, more importantly, for the public service they do each and every day making chocolate creations and that salted caramel ice cream!

And thanks to my dad-in-law Rick for helping me with my various art deliveries over the last couple of months. It is very much appreciated… delivering art on a bike is dangerous.

oh… and if you haven’t figured it out already you should indeed…

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welcome to the jungle

This is one of my favourite photos. Not because it’s pretty or even well composed.

Because of it’s story.

This was taken in the early days, just around the time I was getting the hang of things with the ol K1000 back in 2001. At the time I was venturing further and further into the more questionable areas of Vancouver to get the more questionable shots of the questionable things I like to shoot. I’d spend entire days walking & shooting. Back then I was limited to 24x how ever many rolls I could afford (26x if I loaded the film just right). It’s still my favourite way to spend solo time… walking with the camera. Though now it’s not unheard of to get home with 300 shots. Sad to me that the frugal patience of the art is lost forever. I’ll write about that another time.

The Downtown East Side was still years away from the attempted gentrification that the Olympics tried to bring. It was as sketchy as your imagination can muster. I spent a lot of time down there. It was wonderful and horrifying. This lovely little number was taken behind ‘The Ho’ on Main Street, six or so blocks south of the infamous Main & Hastings. The name of the bar was The Ivanhoe, but people just called it The Ho. For obvious reasons… there was no way it could have been mistaken for the ‘Classy High-End Escort’ and it wouldn’t have been off the mark to call it ‘The Crack Ho’. I’m very sure that if, for some reason, I had ever needed a gun I could’ve got one there in about 20 minutes. A venereal disease in half the time. It was a sketchy place but by far not the sketchiest in the area at the time.

So I was wandering around a deserted street out back of The Ho one day when I saw this pair of sweat pants hanging in barbed wire. These were the days I taught myself to shoot with one eye open as there was always reason to. [to many today who hold their cameras at arm’s length like a stinky diaper, there was a time when you’d close one eye and look through your camera’s ‘viewfinder’ with the other in order to line up your shot before snapping. It was an act of photographic intimacy that’s long since gone the way of your dad’s pager and Palm Pilot.]. The eye of caution was always necessary as I often felt like I was in a cartoon walking among dogs with a bug juicy steak hanging around my neck. The dogs down in those parts were (thankfully) easily dealt with with a confident stare and a ‘Hi There!’. They were mostly frail things and I was on the top of my confidence game in those days. I always figured that the ones that would be genuinely dangerous were the sellers and they carried a lot more product on them than my measly K1000 could ever be pawned to buy.

Or maybe I was just lucky and naive, but I still have the K1000.

This day, behind The Ho, a relic of a lady made an appearance and wandered with moderate junkie oblivion in my direction. She might have been 35. She might have been 70. It’s really hard to tell sometimes with junkies. I was lining this up (both eyes open) when she ambled past me. She stopped to pull up a sock & light a smoke.
“Nice day, huh?” she said through old smoker’s throat.
“Beautiful day.”
“Yeah…yeah… wuh-wuh-wuh’cha takin a picture’uh?”
“Oh, y’know, a bunch’a garbage hanging in barbed wire.”
“Oh yeah… welcome to the jungle, baby. Welcome to the jungle. Y-y-you be careful, now.”
“I will. You too.”
“Always do!” she cackled a quick one and wandered off to some other important business she had up the street. She was nice. Genuine. Friendly. The only one she ever meant any harm to in the world was herself. There may have been more words between us, but the ‘welcome to the jungle, baby!’ with that cancerous voice just stuck real deep. I have no doubt that now, 12 years later, she’s either clean or dead.

Sad, but… y’know…’welcome to the jungle’.

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San Diego Bound Trout

Well… the call came in… apparently San Diego needs more art. My duty is clear. I must fly.

Colonel J (…long story, starts here) has some businessy buddies in the businessy world who’s businessy office walls need ol KT to get down to business on! Last year (for those not keeping score at home) I had a similar adventure to fill The Colonel’s then-new office with Kreddible Trout Original Photographic Artstuffs™ which involved me being Porsche-driven to every corner of San Diego, stopping on dimes & having a madman scream “Hey Trout! Lookit that! That’s cool! Make that into art! You have five minutes & then we gotta quickly get over to…”.

This whirlwind tour left me spinning & I have still not seen the final products that perty up the office walls. I only shot & processed & sent the perty pictures, he took care of the mounting long after I was safely back home. I’ve seen one blurry shot taken from a blackberry by someone who sometimes seems like he drinks more coffee than me, but I don’t think he touches the stuff. So I hope to have some shots of the final products a year after the fact. I’ve had a lot of great feedback from the staff there… but never seen any of it yet. Something like 24 of my shots down there that I’ve never seen… I feel like a bad parent.

So now… this new adventure.

Similar deal, I get chaperoned around San Diego and The Inland Empire (which always puts FZ’s Billy The Mountain in my head… note to self… put Just Another Band from L.A. on your ipod) and take shots of everything I can and leave the victims… er… clients (I really have to watch my wording) with a bunch of yummy-yummy art to slap up on their walls! Art which I will not see the final product of until the next madcap adventure Colonel J hooks me up with in the region. (sometime I think it would be better for everyone involved if he just gave up this whole ‘successful businessman’ nonsense and became my manager…)

So!

…what was I talking about? Man, I ramble on sometimes!

So… yes, in a little over a week I’ll be hitting San Diego again. I hope to stop by the ol stompin ground and see what’s goin on in there now. Oh… and as ‘commission’ for landing me the gig I have to build a new Uniquely Mounted piece for the Colonel… y’know, sometimes I think… back in 2010 a monster was created… I’m just not sure which of the two of us is the monster and which it’s creator…

-Trout Out!

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After much humming and hawing and hammerin’ & sawin’ and cussin’ and pacing and coffee’in & coffee’in & coffee’in two new pieces have been added to the Kreddible Trout Family of Uniquely Mounted Oddities. The first is a cropped print of ‘urban layercake with tree’ mounted on a bunch’a old wood that I saved from almost certain landfill. This little number stands about 4 feet tall and features a ‘floating mount’ which you can see in the close ups. It’s like it’s comin right atcha! This ‘floating mount’ procedure is done with magic.
   The next shot is ‘pay here’ mounted on two old cubboard doors, cut into four and then stitched back together again to make one… yeah… I dunno… just one of those things that I thought needed doin’.

“Why don’cha just leave them whole?” they said…

“what do you hope to accomplish with that saw and sander?”

… Ah… but who listens to ‘them’ eh? If I wanted easy I’d go buy some frames and hang em all pretty… easy is for chumps!

And finally some shots of the mad scientist at work… he really needs a laboratory/shop. His little nook in his very generous landladies’ garage is beginning to feel like it’s welcome is being worn out. And there is A LOT more work on the horizon… baby steps… baby steps…

-Trout out!

(please excuse the quality of the shots… they were taken with a telephone)

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May Day Shots, Toronto ON. 2012.

I’m about two-thirds the way through the shots I took from the May Day Rally and March here in Toronto on the first and have been uploading them to the ‘documentary’ section of Ye Aulde Website-a-go-go. (There’s more to come so check back at the website regularly… there will be a quiz.) It was a truly impressive turn out and made up for the dismal numbers at a previous rally I’d been to.

All walks of life, all marching for many, but similar and interconnected, causes. It was very festive and peaceful while I was there. The only real tension was coming from the direction of some of the police officers towards the end of the day. We all ended up in Alexandra Park off of Bathurst in a very festive atmosphere. The police went from surrounding the park at a distance to eventually doing (what seemed to me to be) intentionally menacing group walk-throughs of the crowd. Very organized walk-throughs that seemed to have some kind of pattern that I guess they teach you at Police school in the ‘how to deal with happy crowds’ class. A bunch of people dancing and playing the drums and talking and laughing… and that. Just such an odd vibe. I had to leave at around dusk but from what I heard there were no real incidents. Beautiful day.

Kreddible Trout Time Machine (vol. 1)

Greetings,  members of the adoring public. We here at Kreddible Trout Industries and Subsidiaries have never been afraid of the cutting edge of technology. It’s pointy, it’s sharp, but we think we are too. And to prove it, the white-coats in the Utility Trout Research Kitchen have been hard at work bending things for months. Why? Well, they think this practice will help them bend the space/time continuum and transport us to the past…

[ I told them that bending coat hangers and spoons with their hands isn’t the same thing as bending the universe upon itself to which they screamed ‘We’re god-damned SCIENTISTS!’ and chased me out of the lab with slide rules and… bunsen burners… and other… science… stuff…]

So here we have a first attempt. They have set the dial to March 25, 2010. They think it was a sunny day. They promised me there would be no dinosaurs… and … here we go!

ENJOY!

[the scientists tell me you have to click the word ‘ENJOY’ to be transported… then they repeated ‘enjoy’ in a scientifically foreboding way.]

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Finally FINALLY hung the latest piece. The piece that replaced the one I sold a few weeks ago. The piece that was supposed to be up on the wall 2 weeks ago. The piece that had many costly mistakes. The piece that got postponed by the Universe tossing me THE BIG FUN INSANE TIME BUSY BALL which landed directly on me & took a couple of weeks to dig out from under. … but it’s up. So, above is Kreddible Trout Industries spokes-model Dougie LaFloon (I have to have a long talk with the people in the PR department) doing his best Vanna impersonation… (I have to bring a bat with me to the talk I’m gonna have with the PR department) Again, for those in Toronto who are interested in seeing the real-deal, the works are hanging at the Second Cup on the north-east corner of Bloor & Spadina. ‘Vanna’ might still be there… he was eyeing the cup cake counter when I was leaving. Ah, who’s kidding who? I’m gonna get a call to come and bail him out again in about an hour or so… he doesn’t do so well with sugar & attention. -Trout Out.
(an thanks to the dad-in-law Rick for driving me & Vanna & the art down there and snappin’ this shot)

Finally FINALLY hung the latest piece. The piece that replaced the one I sold a few weeks ago. The piece that was supposed to be up on the wall 2 weeks ago. The piece that had many costly mistakes. The piece that got postponed by the Universe tossing me THE BIG FUN INSANE TIME BUSY BALL which landed directly on me & took a couple of weeks to dig out from under. … but it’s up. So, above is Kreddible Trout Industries spokes-model Dougie LaFloon (I have to have a long talk with the people in the PR department) doing his best Vanna impersonation… (I have to bring a bat with me to the talk I’m gonna have with the PR department) Again, for those in Toronto who are interested in seeing the real-deal, the works are hanging at the Second Cup on the north-east corner of Bloor & Spadina. ‘Vanna’ might still be there… he was eyeing the cup cake counter when I was leaving. Ah, who’s kidding who? I’m gonna get a call to come and bail him out again in about an hour or so… he doesn’t do so well with sugar & attention. -Trout Out.

(an thanks to the dad-in-law Rick for driving me & Vanna & the art down there and snappin’ this shot)

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After several set backs in the past couple of weeks… art building in full blister mode today. There are very few reasons for blisters that are as satisfying.

(This is the sort of chaos my wife frequently comes home to… I’m very fortunate and thankful for her patience and support.)

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SOLD!

Just made a big sale! The piece I’m hanging in the post below was just hand-delivered by the artist himself to a very art savvy consumer!

Kreddible Trout Photographic Industries’ holds many records (mostly The Bee Gees, Toto & King Diamond) but to be contacted a mere FOUR DAYS after hanging a piece is certainly a sweet one (& doesn’t have an irritating high pitched voice).

Now the race is on to build a replacement piece as now the other piece will need a new playmate.

Things are getting a little backed up at KTP headquarters, but I like it! The Chocolateria on Roncancvales is next in line for a couple of pieces and… AND… I just had a promising meeting with a very fancy restaurant in Cabbagetown… the potential project might need me to rent a shop. One step at a time. Baby steps… baby steps.

Hooray for art sales! Hooray for Ines the art savvy consumer! Hooray for promising meetings!

We’re DEFINITELY having a casual Friday at the office this week. (except for Jorgen… his version of ‘casual’ is ‘naked with a towel & a creepy grin’.)

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Hangin the art at Second Cup. 
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Hangin the art at Second Cup.

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We here at Kreddible Trout Industries & Subsidiaries are proud to welcome two new members to our Super Fancy Art Team: Uniquely Mounted Division! It took a while to get these two into our ranks, but now that they’re here, we’re sure they’ll liven up conversation at the ol H2O tank.

In about an hour they will be installed (along with our other recent art creations posted below) at the Second Cup at Bloor & Spadina in Toronto (324 Bloor St. W).

I’ve been building these ones for a while. A few mishaps set me back but I’m glad they’re finally done. Each piece measuring approximately 33x33 inches, they’re a hefty pair. Mounted in old, salvaged windows, the four prints used are behind the turquoise door & behind the turquoise door 2012 in the one on the left and on your own time & what’re you looking at? in the one on the right. More can be read about the process at Ye Aulde Kreddible Trout Website right abooooooouuuuut here.

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check it out! I was famous 2 years ago!
iseegreen:

kaustubha:
wheels of change by Kreddible Trout

check it out! I was famous 2 years ago!

iseegreen:

kaustubha:

wheels of change by Kreddible Trout

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{Soft Vanilla Crown by Jim Ford}

I love this shot. Very much.

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Kreddible Trout is on the art makin train again. Yee-haw! Put these few pieces together last week and have 8 square feet of prints to pick up on Wednesday. They are getting the ol’ Uniquely Mounted treatment in preparation for several establishments in Toronto that I’m talking to about hanging my work. It is a dangerous situation as one of them is a coffee shop and the other is a local, hand-made chocolate & ice cream shop. Being the kind of junkie I am for chocolate, coffee & ice cream I fear I may just play tradesies too much & end up broke, fat and hyper.

Time will tell.

The only thing slowing me down (aside from cash flow) is lack of a workshop/studio. It makes my mad science a little more ‘mad’ and a little less ‘science’. Rearranging our apartment every time I need to work is not going to cut it for long but it’ll have to for the time being.

I’m just happy to be working again!

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http://www.ayearintshirts.com/the-true-north-strong-and-free/

More good stuff from my buddy Houston in Hong Kong with his news-story-t-shirt-of-the-day thing he’s doing. This one is in reference to my government’s (it pains me to call them ‘my government’) censoring and stifling of science in this country. Huey’s a Chinese Canadian living in Hon Kong. It’s nice to see he’s keeping a t-shirt eye on things over here.

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